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7 Resons Not To Mess With A Child -- 不可開罪小兒
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| 發帖人 主題標題： | 7 Resons Not To Mess With A Child -- 不可開罪小兒 回覆數: 9 點數: 874 | 第 1 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:44
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7 Resons Not To Mess With A Child -- 不可開罪小兒 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:44 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * 這是好友分享的幾則小故事，與您分享！ .... [color=red:92d3cc3952][size=18:92d3cc3952][b:92d3cc3952]7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child[/b:92d3cc3952][/size:92d3cc3952][/color:92d3cc3952] A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him". ............................................................................................................................... A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ............................................................................................................................... A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." ......................................................................................................................................... The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. " ............................................................................................................................................ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. * 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:44 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | The Whale | 第 2 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:45
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The Whale 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:45 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 一個小女孩告訴她的老師有關鯨魚的事。 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 老師說，鯨魚要吞下一個人實際上是不可能的事，因為雖然鯨魚是很大的哺乳動物，但是牠的喉嚨還是很小的。 The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 小女孩說明約拿是被鯨魚吞了的。 Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 氣氛有點僵，老師再重複的說鯨魚無法吞下一個人，是實際上的不可能。 The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". 小女孩說，等我到天堂時，我會問約拿。 The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" 老師說，那如果約拿去了地獄呢？ The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him". 小女孩回答說：那就你問他呀！ * 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:45 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | I'm drawing God | 第 3 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:48
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I'm drawing God 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:48 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. 一個幼稚園的老師巡視觀察她的學生，當他們畫圖的時候。 She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. 她四處走著，看看每一位小朋友的進度。當她走近一位很認真畫畫的小女孩時，老師問小女孩畫的是什麼？ The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." 小女孩回答說，我在畫上帝啊。 The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." 老師停頓了一下，然後說，可是，沒人知道上帝長什麼樣子的啊。 Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." 沒有一點猶豫，或是從畫畫中抬頭，小女孩說，他們一會兒就來了。 * 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:48 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | Thou shall not kill! | 第 4 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:49
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Thou shall not kill! 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:49 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. 一個教星期天主日學的老師與她那些 5 到 6 歲的小朋友討論十誡。 After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" 在解釋完了尊敬並榮耀你的父親及你的母親的誡律後，她問大家說，有沒有戒律是教我們如何對待兄弟姊妹的呢？ Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." 沒有任何遲疑，一個小男孩﹝他是家裡的老大，最大的孩子﹞回答說─你們不可以殺人。 ... 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:49 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | There's the teacher, she's dead, | 第 5 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:51
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There's the teacher, she's dead, 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:51 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 當小朋友都照完了像，老師試著向小朋友們推銷，鼓勵他們買團體照。 "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' 想想啊，當你們都長大了，再看這些照片時多好啊！你們可以說：那是珍妮，她是律師喔，那是麥克，他是醫生呢。--- 老師說。 A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. " 一個很小的聲音從房間後面傳出來說，啊！那是老師！她已經過世。 .... 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:51 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | God is wathing! | 第 6 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:53
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God is wathing! 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:53 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl * The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 在天主教小學的餐廳裡，孩子們排隊準備用午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 在第一張桌子上是一堆蘋果，修女寫了一張單子，貼在蘋果籃上面： "Take only ONE. God is watching." 只拿一個，上帝在看。 Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. 隨著午餐的隊伍過去，在另一端的桌子上是一堆巧克力餅乾片。 A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. 一個小朋友已經寫了個單子，上面說：盡量拿吧，上帝正在看著蘋果呢！ .... 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:53 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | 笑一笑！ | 第 7 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 04:59
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笑一笑！ 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:59 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl 笑一笑！ * 這兩張照片看了一定會笑，希望這個貼圖您看的到！ 該給這照片取什麼名字好？ ... 溫柔的雕像 ... 餓了 ...還是 -- 習慣？..... [img:a190968f6f]http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/41c50d58zf9d99802/11a3/__sr_/f87b.jpg?ph4FkJCBrplHryxm[/img:a190968f6f] ... 照片是老朋友傳來分享的，覺得有趣的朋友，可以轉貼。 .. 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 04:59 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | 第 8 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 09:08
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摘自 天下文壇 二覺陀 2005-02-04 09:08 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl 幽默的故事看到了 , 可惜 , 圖片看不見 ! :wink: 天下文壇 天下文壇 二覺陀 2005-02-04 09:08 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | 第 9 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-04 10:26
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摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 10:26 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl 圖片連結： http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/users/41c50d58zf9d99802/11a3/__sr_/f87b.jpg?ph4FkJCBrplHryxm 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-04 10:26 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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| 回覆： | 照片傳好了！ | 第 10 樓 |
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時間：2005-02-10 08:23
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照片傳好了！ 摘自 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-10 08:23 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl [img:052da226bd]http://www.4uup.com/bbs/attachments/forumid_16/BabyinMuseum--1_DjplvIu4rjBn.jpg[/img:052da226bd] 天下文壇 天下文壇 畢泠 2005-02-10 08:23 http://yuhsia.com/ccb/index.pl |
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